Barry Diamond has headlined all over the English speaking world for over 300 years now. He began performing stand up comedy in small villages and traveling carnivals as a child and was sentenced to death after insulting the mistress of a powerful land owner. The execution was arranged for Barry to be pulled apart by wild horses and then set afire and thrown into a nearby rock quarry. The locals were delighted and filled with anxious anticipation up until the moment when the horses were about to be released and Barry disappeared before the eyes of everyone and in his place was left a little bunny who was suddenly ripped apart much to everyones dismay. Is it 150 words yet??
