Kevin Lorenzo Spooner has distinguished himself as a top-performing athlete despite his physical ailments (his neck has been as flexible as a boiled noodle since birth). Spooner specialized in hockey, hoops, and hog-ball (football), however, due to his violent wit and ways of demoralizing the psyche of the other team's players, added to his coy seduction of the opposing team's groupies and girlfriends,- he was kicked out of many minor and major professional leagues. He decided to finish his Women Studies and Sports Broadcasting majors in college.
After graduation Kevin has been traveling around the United States creating sport insight segments. In between the production of segments, Kevin finds himself ranting and raving in various comedy outlets to vent his trifles and troubles with his acceptance in society.