Hello there, I love bikini models, dogs, cats, and horses, I want to have my own family with adopted kids and a bikini model wife! I have tried my whole life to fit into the norm or live up to others expectations that I be, think, and act or see the world exactly like them...I just can't do it! I am to much of an eccentric and unique individual and being in my early 30's I to old to front and pretend I can fit in as normal or like a loaf of whitebread on the shelf. I can make people laugh and I love to be funny and please others, so I go up on stage and just be myself and talk the way I think or see the world. It's one of my callings in life to be a stand up comedian storyteller!