Jordan was born a small child, he grew up in Iowa, and has since that day has gained a lot of weight. He falls down a lot, A LOT, on purpose and not on purpose, and he'll do it for you, FOR YOU, for cheap, four dollars cheap in fact. He can see the future, or so it says in his bio, he is here to warn you about robots, robots and cocaine, do you have cocaine? I have information about robots if you do. - If you enjoy jokes about animals and the internet, and animals on the internet, then he is the comedian for you. Also sword jokes, and drinking, he loves to drink, and dance.