I am a professional musician, ASCAP songwriter and a would-be professional comedian.
As of June 11, 2012 I became 87 years old. I started this late because it took me 60 years to get my nerve up.
Actually, it took me 40 years to get my nerve up and 20 years to decide on my opening joke.
There is one advantage of starting late.
If I suck, I won´t suck as long.
No more free samples, no matter how you beg.