Kirsten Alberts grew up in the suburbs of Chicago. She always dreamed of being a famous waitress so she moved out to LA where there are lots of restaurants to work at! Kirsten is a vegan, and by day she serves people eggs and bacon, so she's pretty strong in her convictions unless there's money involved. Kirsten is a dirty hippy who has a dark sense of humor but wants world peace. She jokes about her social awkwardness, her apathy towards life and her uncomfortable experiences with begrudgingly having to be a person.