David grew up in the Amazon jungle the son of fundamentalist Baptists which is what he tells anyone willing to listen because that experience seriously warped his brain. He is a father. He is a husband. He is a human. He is an American. He is also funny - or so he says. He is also a filmmaker. He's also certain the family cat is trying to replace him and steal his wife. He sometimes draws. He hosts a web show called "I Went To Film School So You Don't Have To!" and appeared on Anthony Q. Farrell's Dwelling.