† Art Krug is an enigma, which is defined in the dictionary as: "a German built enciphering machine made for commercial use and later adapted for military use". †He is also a very funny comedian. In addition to writing about himself in the third person, he has appeared on the Showtime Network and numerous commercials, comedy clubs and college stages, boats, buses, and picnic tables since the '80s. And people keep asking him back. So that's good.