Born and raised in Warwick, RI, Dan has been "talkin' funny" since birth. Born a Cerebral Palsic Irish Catholic American, Dan comes at comedy and life from many angles, twists, & turns. He hopes each turn will have you laughing harder then the one before. Dan also has written several screenplays. He wants to be more than just another disabled comedian. So he is currently trying to develop a heroin addiction and hopes to have a chronic STD by years end.