"I decided to try dating on Farmersonly.com because it´s hard to meet someone special when you spend all day tending to your crops and tossing around bales of hay. Don´t get me wrong, I´ve met a woman or two at the Saturday night Harvest Hoedowns, but it´s seriously like the SAME two women every week, so I´d like to expand my horizons. Ultimately I´m just looking for someone I can come home to at the end of the day that´s not a pig or a cow, no pun intended, or is there? LOL.
Wait, you want my bio for WHICH website? Oh. Well, whatever, just leave it like that, no one´s gonna read it."
First Timer Funnies- Has anyone ever told you you're funny? Well here's your chance to prove it. Professional and Amateur Comedians come together to create this exciting new show format. This is a great opportunity for Salespeople, Moms, Dads, Grandparents and the like to try out their comedy skills live on stage. The show will also have a professional MC as well as a Professional Guest or Headliner Spot. All the rest of the comics are real people just like you. Performers who wish to be in the show can call the club. Comedians must provide a guest count and stage time is awarded based on turn out. One guest =One min on stage- Up to 5 minutes total. For pre booking contact mailto:Bookings@flapperscomedy.com or Call 818-845-9721
Host/MC Martin Harris VIOLENT BLUE, PLAYBACK, THE COMEDY STORE , FLAPPERS COMEDY CLUB, BLUE DREAM
Martin is an accomplished writer who published in over 20 countries (incl UK. Germany, Spain, Italy, Poland, Japan, Canada, South Africa). Moved to Los Angeles in 2008 and started his career as actor, comedian and producer. Performed all over L.A and played over 20 roles in TV/films. Produced his comedy shows in Comedy Store and Flappers among others. Big Lakers fan WEBSITE | BOOK
Comedian GALI THE COMEDY STORE, ICE HOUSE, IMPROV, THE GROUNDLINGS, SKETCH COMEDY
HILLARIOUS! INTELIGENT! UNSTOPPABLE!
GALI STANDS OUT AS A BUSY CLEAN COMEDIAN, EXCITING AUDIENCES WITH HER INSIGHTFUL, TAKE ON LIFE HUMOR:)
A MUST SEE COMEDIAN! AND THAT CHARMING FOREIGN ACCENT...! BOOK
After serving 4 years of active service with the US Army, to include two combat tours to Iraq and Afghanistan, Comedian/Actor Katherine Robinson has made her way out West to bask in freedom and share her humorous life experiences to the crazy happenings in Hollywood! BOOK
Comedian Naomi Leonard THE COMEDY STORE, FAMILY GUY, THE SECOND CITY, FUNNY OR DIE, KIDS IN THE HALL
Comedian, Actor and Midwesterner (WI). She can be seen in commercials, on Funny or Die (Ask a Drunk Chick) and in various web series and sketch shows. Just finished 2 pilots and a feature film with nice people like Scott Thompson, Dave Foley, Michael Cera, Will Forte, Deb Thaeker, Margaret Cho, Andy Dick, Mitch Rouse, Joel Murray, Dave Pasquesi, Brian Doyle Murray, Jay Leggett, Har Mar Superstar and Chris Gordon (the Honey Badger!) She can be heard on the radio on Breaking In: LA. She's a good listener and she likes things, especially TV and sour cream from a squeeze bottle. Follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NaomiNeeds and subscribe to her blog where she rarely writes anything at all.
Blog: http://naomineeds.blogspot.com WEBSITE | | BOOK
Comedian Lauren Ray FUNNY OR DIE, THE GROUNDLINGS SCHOOL, 'DANCE MOMS' IMPROV TROOP
Originally from Logansport, IN. Pursued Acting by attending New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts in New York City. Then Moved to LA to follow a career in television and film. She is currently starring in the comedy web series, "First Jobs". WEBSITE | | BOOK
Matt Schneider is a high-energy performer who also happens to be the "funniest lawyer on the planet!" Matt left NYC for California since he hates cold weather and since he wanted to rub up against stars. Back off, John Travolta, not that kind of rub! He quit high-paying law firms to pursue his lifelong dream of entertaining audiences by any means necessary! Matt pushes the envelope as far as possible with his comedy (especially since he is not afraid of paper cuts)! Now Matt warms up comedy crowds across Los Angeles, always ready to hand out some extra sweaters. Matt hopes to "light the world on laughter" one city at a time and his biggest fans, crickets, plan to follow him every step of the way! Bring extra socks if you watch his performance, because he guarantees to blow your first pair right off! WEBSITE | | BOOK
Guest SpotCash Levy COMEDY CENTRAL, CRAIG FERGUSON, COMICS UNLEASHED, FOX SPORTS,
Cash Levy has been seen on Comedy Central, FOX, NBC, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) and is a regular at the Hollywood Improv. He can be heard daily on XM Radio, Sirius and has appeared on The Bob and Tom Show. With fifteen years of stand-up comedy expertise and national exposure, Cash has entertained to sold out comedy clubs throughout the country. WEBSITE | | BOOK